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Today’s Afternoon Dance Party CD: Styx Greatest Hits
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Just a collection of samplings from the cluttered mind of someone who has managed to get into his 40's without really growing up. You won't find anything profound here. In the immortal words of Edie Brickell "Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep". Indeed. She was so wise. It's a shame she died so young. Edie, we hardly knew ye. What? She's not dead? Well, her career is.
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mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:03 am
Checkmate!
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:06 am
hehehehehehehehe!
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:07 am
Oh shit! I lost it on that one. I think I hacked up a lung.
My son wanted to know what the hell almost killed me.
I wish I could’ve shown him.
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:10 am
Did Mrs. Fab film that for you, or did you set the camera on that there bowl?
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:12 am
Mix you’re in my way
Fab you know what it is
You got too much time on your hands.
You need to Come Sail Away.Babe it’s
true.
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:20 am
Don’t let me get in your way, Miss America.
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:26 am
Woke out of a sound sleep for this?
Mix stop polking the bear.
Fab with that banana in your hand
and that thingy on your head and the look
in your eyes.
All i can say is EVERYBODY RUN!
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:30 am
Sound sleep is right.
I didn’t know bears could polka.
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:35 am
Mix you want a piece of me?
Oh snap that’s a given.
PJ said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:42 am
Stick to the writing!
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:48 am
dammmmmmmmmmmit all to hell abd back
fuck it around a corner.
the kids are in bed its safe to veiw the vidio and YOU TUBE IS DOWN
*cries*
Cindra said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:55 am
you tube no tube. bummer dude. i’m lating getting over here…did you know you look kinda like burl ives?
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:07 am
You also kind of look like this guy:
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:08 am
Why do you have img tags that don’t take the image. or is this another trick to make me look insane?
Mr. Clean
Serra said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:15 am
WAH! No YouTube!
BlogMad hit!
Tricia said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:30 am
Awwwww I”m missing it! YouTube is having Sheduled downtime. BOO HOO! Oh Mr. Fab …. did you know that if you write your post in plain text nudge nudge wink wink you could actually embed the video right into your post???
If youtube comes back up I may take executive priviledges and do that for you - ok? Then no one has to leave your site to see you.
Love the hipcast! Styx rocks!
Amy said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:43 am
Yeah. Lameness that youtube is down. What the HELL is up with that??? How is anyone supposed to survive at all with youtube down? I don’t know.
I guess I’ll have to make it through the night somehow and watch it tomorrow. In the mean time I think you need to write a strongly worded letter to youtube.
Allen said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:24 am
No you tube but Styx more than made up for it.
Laci said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:07 am
OMFG I love it!
I died laughing. I’m really surprised my neighbors didn’t start pounding on the door considering it’s 3am.
Mistress Sky said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:34 am
Oh I love the reindeer ears… it’s a good look for you ;) What’s with the banana, though? Isn’t that lemur food?
Great music… brought back great memories and I still play terrible air-guitar
Mistress Sky said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:38 am
Just watched the video… ROTFLMAO! My favourite bit was when you got yoghurt all over your face - priceless!
Tricia said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:43 am
You sick sick Man! Was Mrs Fab helping you do that? How many takes did it take to get one where you weren’t laughing? You’re going to become a cult favorite on YouTube you know. LOL
Oh I was going to just embed the video into your post for you, but I decided to send you instructions … figure you’ll learn it quicker if you do it yourself bud.
What a video debut!
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:44 am
Tricia–I tried! I really tried! It kept pushing the post into your elegant sidebar!
Mistress–Bananas are good for everyone!
Laci–Well, I am glad you liked it, but you should be in bed!
Allen–They are glorious, aren’t they?
Amy–That is a good idea! Where are my crayons?
Serra–Thanks for the hit! :)
Lynda–I would need to lose a few to look like him, and yes, you are insane…
Cindra–LOL That’s what they tell me!
Blue–Don’t you mean skronk it around a corner? :)
PJ–Hey, can’t I take a break now and then? LOL
Lynda–She put the phone on the bowl because she was afraid she would shake it too much from laughing…
Mixed and Michele–That would be a great idea for a sitcom. You two plus a bear who loves to polka, roaming the countryside fighting crime!
Sky–LOL I am glad you enjoyed it!
Tricia–Okay, I will look at them. Maybe there is something I did wrong the first time..
Lorraine said:
on November 29, 2006 at 4:41 am
Damn it I don’t feel Peppy….you tease you, it barely gets to the good part and it stops!!!
Tricia said:
on November 29, 2006 at 4:58 am
It’s fixed, it’s fixed! Ha ha!
libragirl said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:35 am
I am sending my boyfriend to you. (if I ever have one) you are way good at that
Charlotte said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:43 am
OMG!! What a thing to wake up to… LMAO
I feel like the anti-spam word… woozy!! hehehe
Annie Drogynous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 6:17 am
I am doing my part in making your humiliation complete…
I have just sent the link to this video to approx. 50 people. That’s not all of the people in my address book but I’ll make sure to do that later. Did I mention that I can’t even remember who some of those people are?! I think I even sent it to the lawyer who helped me to refinance my mortgage, but I can’t be sure.
Denise said:
on November 29, 2006 at 6:31 am
Oh.My.Freakin’.Gawd. That was seriously disturbing yet so damn funny! I spit coffee all over my damn monitor/keyboard. That’s gonna be a pain to clean up.
You are a nut! I love it!
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 6:36 am
Annie–Do you expect me to believe that you know 50 people? LOL
Denise–Please don’t send me the bill for the monitor and keyboard :)
Charlotte–Take deep breaths :)
Tricia–Thank you my friend! I will learn from this!
LibraGirl–I charge very reasonable rates…
Lorriane–Uh-oh…it must be on your end…
Leaveit2Cleavage said:
on November 29, 2006 at 6:42 am
I think it’s the christmas headthingy that really puts that over the top. Why in the world would you post that on Youtube? It was hysterical though. So bananas do it for you huh?
Catch said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:02 am
Oh Fab honey….are you skipping your meds again? LoL
Annie Drogynous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:04 am
Fabio, I know more people than you could imagine. Remember, though, many of them I couldn’t remember so I guess those people don’t count. Nevertheless, they are ALL going to receive in their inboxes some funky video of a man giving a banana a blowjob and that’s what counts.
Kyra said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:37 am
Very afraid now…. might not sleep again for many moons…. will blame you, and send you the therapy bill…
I have to agree that the antlers give it that special touch. *ahem*
Shelli said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:39 am
Funny, but scary. Wonderful, but creepy. I had to watch through my fingers. Like a little kid at a scary movie.
bozette said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:45 am
OMFG.
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:57 am
Bozette–I am sorry you had to see that LOL
Shelli–Now where have I heard that before….twice…LOL
Kyra–Ah heck, you don’t sleep all that well anyway :)
Annie–Oh Annie, if only that were true LOL
Leave–Well…clearly I have issues…
Catch–Yes. Yes I am. Help me LOL
Bellarosa said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:06 am
OMG, what a way to wake up this morning .. it’s good to start the day with a gut wrenching laugh!!
And the security word is nekkid …. what a coinsidence, I AM!!
Sandi said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:22 am
OH dear Lord!!
that is disgusting.. but it made me laugh my ass off…..
phil said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:29 am
I just threw up in m mouth…..hmmmmm taste like ….ham!
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:46 am
uhm well here is the interesting part.
*cough*
we have the same vidio out. Only mines on dvd and instead of a bananna……
Squirrel said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:06 am
My word verification: Angst
What I’m feeling after watching that video: Angst
Slick said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:13 am
Fab? You’re a GD nut! Laughed my freakin’ ass off.
Somehow, I became perversely aroused though…you sick bastard.
Amber said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:18 am
I really think you have a future in handy instructional videos…
teri said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:23 am
treespotter said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:24 am
and you have to do this right on the very day when i warned against putting videos??? i thought you read me carefully.
Beadinggal said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:28 am
No commet, I am going to go lie down now!!
Liz said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:37 am
That is hilarious! I’m going to send my friends to see it.
Megan said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:54 am
I want you so bad right now.
Megan said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:54 am
And Styx? You can spend the night even.
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:00 am
Megan–Sadly, I am both married and engaged LOL
Liz–Glad you liked it!
Beady–You shouldn’t have watched that, it could have made the baby come early! LOL
Treespotter–I don’t think I read today’s yet..
Teri-Careful there…LOL
Amber-Hmm…maybe I can even teach a class!
Squirrel–Sorry about that LOL
Slick–Then my work here is done! :)
Blue–That’s where I got the idea! LMAO
Phil–Mmm…twice tasted ham…
Sandi–Good! You needed a good laugh! :D
Bellarosa–I know. The feed from my hidden camera is coming in very clearly…
DutchBitch said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:16 am
OK… this pretty much had the same effect on me as the Hello Kitty Bondage room did… Thanks for that…
Rhea said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:27 am
That’s what I love! A straight man who is so super-secure in his sexuality that he will make a video like that.
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:42 am
Isn’t Megan your sister? EWWWW!
Mrs Fab made a wise choice. My husband asked me, “Is that really him?” hehehe. He was laughing so hard.
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:45 am
You don’t mind a bit of insanity though, do you?
Cheeky said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:45 am
Mr. Cheeky eats bananas on a regular basis - I don’t think I will ever keep a straight face around him when he does….LMAO - and I thought I was twisted…
Kellie said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:02 am
I am so thankful I wasn’t at work when I watched that! I couldn’t hear the damn thing I was laughing so hard!!
You rock my world!
umm…bunnies? What’s up with the security word “bunnies”? Where’s my rude and crude one? *stomps foot* (I seem to be doing that a lot lately!)
Steven Novak said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:28 am
NEVER mock my wrestling videos again. ;)
Steve~
Tug said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:33 am
Holy hell, I needed that laugh. TOO funny - & styx rocks btw! Thanks for the fun Fab!
Sodapop said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:35 am
My security word was “nethers”? WTF? LOL
That was toooo funny! If I had any doubt before that you were nuts, it’s gone. No doubt in my mind you are fucking crazy. I love it!!! :) :)
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:38 am
Tug–Hey, I’m just trying to help!
Kellie–Maybe you should audition for Stomp! LOL
Steven–You know…that is an excellent point LOL
Lynda–Yes, I am starting to worry about poor Megan LOL
Cheeky–Hold on now, you are STILL twisted. It’s just a sliding scale, that’s all LOL
Rhea–Well…I gotta be me!
Dutchy–So it made you hot, right? :)
SodaPop–How could you still have had any doubts? You’ve MET me LOL
Tracy said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:40 am
You are a sad sad little man. Sad.
Jenn said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:42 am
I’m going to show this to the hubby, because he’s a complete homo-phobe. Good one!
Dawn (webmiztris) said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:57 am
that? was absolutely terrifying.
and you looked WAY too natural doing that….is there something you need to tell us, fab? :D
Saur said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:01 pm
OMG, that is just WRONG!
the psycho therapist said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Ooooohhh….my….godddddd.
That was soooo good for me.
Seriously, I appreciate your form and technique. Looks like we have much in common.
Harold, my Harold. Who knew?
—
Neurotic Mom said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Ok now i have to clean the coffee off the monitor and keyboard but atleast i didn’t pee my pants…. i won’t say how close that was though
Thanks for the laugh OMG i have to show this to my hubby
grainne said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Let’s start with the antlers….takes a secure man to wear them…even my cats shun wearing those things !
I think you should put this under instructional videos for beginners! ~chuckles~ Next time, try wrapping your hand around the banana instead of being dainty and using your fingertips…I never had one break off in my hand when I wrap my hand firmly around it.
You should try this one while shopping…you see those people that “sample” fruit to see if it is fresh enough….Publix would ban you from the fresh fruit section ! Just imagine, your photo in every Publix branch advising them of your affection for fruit ! Wonder if the banana council would consider giving you a job….advertisements for fresh bananas in alternative lifestyle publications? You could guest appear at Disney for gay days !! You could go on the Rosie O’Donnell cruise as a nutrition expert !! The possibilities are only limited by your own imagination !
Mrs Fab…glad she put the camera down…~LOL~ it would have been far less entertaining if the camera had been held by a hysterically laughing woman. She must have the patience of a saint!!!
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:33 pm
dude! You stole my idea? Imhurt. Crushed. Sad. Think I will go
suck offeat a bannana to sooth my wounded feelingsSlurp
seb said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Hahaha, wow, Mr. Fab going where few of us would have ever dared to go!!! Good job, you got super guts! Is this in any way related to the Daffy Duck sex scene?
Katherine said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Dude! I was so trying to eat my lunch. Ack. No more yogurt. Evah! Liked the reindeer ears. :)
Templar said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Oh boy…’nuff said
Robin said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Ok, I just couldn’t watch this at work…even on my lunch break. It just wouldn’t look good if someone saw it :D
Amy said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I usually don’t break the bananas I eat. Amature.
lily said:
on November 29, 2006 at 12:55 pm
I have dial up..
I waited 15 minutes for that
and it was worth every second!
Do a peach next time.
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Lily–A peach? Hmmm…..
Amy–Teach me to be like you! :)
Robin–Probably a wise move!
Katherine–Well, you know, it is the little details that are SO important!
Templar–Sadly…you are right LOL
Seb–No, it’s really hard to go down on Daffy, all those feathers get in the way…
Blue–Maybe you can do some skronking! That is my new favorite word :)
Grainne–Are you available for hire as my publicist? we could go far!
PT–I sensed perhaps you needed that today :)
Neurotic Mom–Hopefully he will exhibit the same type of bladder control LOL
Saur–Yes. Yes it was.
Dawn–Hey now, don’t be jealous of my mad skillz LOL
Tracy–I can’t argue with that…
Jenn–Perfect! LOL
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I might have to watch it another five times to see if I can hear Mrs. Fab’s stiffled giggles.
Did you practice this?
jerrster said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:10 pm
how did you know it was my birthday today?….and then for this instructional gift of how to consume a banana…you can imagine my surprise…almost equal to your own when the nanner snapped off.
excellent YouTube!
MsDemmie said:
on November 29, 2006 at 1:48 pm
OMG - 10/10 absolutely hilarious.
( You do realise that I use *banana eating contests* as a tool in a group context when teaching couples how to communicate with each other) . Not sure that I am going to be able to do that again.
Many thanks for all your help trying to sort out BM.
Shelli said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Third time’s a charm!
Friglet said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:08 pm
O
M
G
You look way to much like you know what you’re doing.
I’m going to have nightmares for sure! ;)
*pixie* said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I didn’t realize I could laugh so hard and be so uncomfortable at the same time.
On a side note, my husband loves to watch me eat a banana (or an ice cream cone). Neither one looks like the spectacle you performed.
bozette said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Hey loved it.
But still OMFG.
I will not let Chiphead to see this he may get an idea in his head.
katcampbell said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:32 pm
I don’t think I’m old enough to read posts like this. Some days I truly thank my lack of a sound card on this computer.
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Kat–No sound card? Gee whiz Mrs. C, you gotta get with the times!
Bozette–Oh come on, you GOTTA let him see it LOL
Pixie–Well, don’t be afraid to ask me for pointers, kid! LOL
Shelli–Aww..you’re plenty charming, sis!
Friglet–If you need help, I can mentor you :)
Ms.Demmie–I did not realize that. You have a facinating job, you know.
Lynda–Nope, one take, make or break!
Jerrster–I am a giver, my friend!
Blogarita said:
on November 29, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Man, that much yogurt can’t be normal. That was way more than a lovin’ spoonful.
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I can’t skronk. Damn jerk of a husband went to work of all things this morning.
tell me when you get your Christmas card. I dunno how long it takes to mail things to FLA from here….. you were the lucky one who got the porn by the way
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:28 pm
what the hell! when did lynda get more comments then me?
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:29 pm
I will NOT allow this!
must.make.pointless.comment
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I had more comments than Blue? Wow….I wasn’t even trying.
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:30 pm
this is the perfect example of a pointless comment
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:32 pm
hey fab. go to www.weffriddles.com
all teh cool kids are doing it.
and if you dont, get mrs fab hooked on it instead
do it
the power of Stupermans hair compells you
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:32 pm
You need more hairpwr.
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:32 pm
how on earth did lynda get this far ahead? I am running out of pointless comments to type
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:34 pm
lynday you hussy i just noticed you are commenting as I comment
thats it CATFIGHT
lmao
Lynda said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:34 pm
lol. You caught me, Blue!
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:36 pm
im going to let this go for now. but be warned fab..lynda… in the darkest hours of the night I will find a random post from long long ago and comment the hell out of it.
just try and keep up lynda madear…insert evil laugh here
Carrie said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:43 pm
OMFG that is wrong on so many levels. And yet freaking hilarious!
ABC said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:43 pm
(aka - america’s banana commission)
Do you have to be wearing the antlers when you try this at home???
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I can’t bring up the video could it be a conspiracy
I hate missing something that’s sounds demented
yet hilarious.
Maybe it’s my 5 year old laptop.Maybe Santa
will bring me a new one.
Blue & Lynda hurry up and catch up with me
it’s so lonely at the top.
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 3:59 pm
ABC–you don’t have to, but we DO recommend you wear a cup :)
Michele–You can’t play it? Oh you are SO lucky!
Carrie–Yes, it is wrong on 41 levels, actually…
Blogarita–Nice pull! Well, um…you know what I mean…
Blue and Lynda–I am bloated with your acceptance and love :)
StarChild said:
on November 29, 2006 at 4:00 pm
OH. MY.
just…
OH…….. sweet jesus…..
MsDemmie said:
on November 29, 2006 at 4:18 pm
I think I will have to book mark this - just for the audio -visual presentation aspects ……………..
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 4:18 pm
That’s okay i’ll just use my imagination.
You a banana and yogurt,that’s all i
need to know.LMAO
The Foo said:
on November 29, 2006 at 4:32 pm
rofl… it just makes me think twice of wanting to eat yogurt and bananas in the future. good thing I wasn’t watching this in Starbucks or a Barnes and Noble with my sound unknowingly turned up (or even a library).
Marlee said:
on November 29, 2006 at 4:48 pm
One, disturbing I agree and hilarious… on another note Luin inspired?? ::giggle::
Two, kind of funny I was listening to Styx today as well… ::shrug::
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Hey! i’m just noticing you’re suggesting mixed and i
should have a sitcom with a bear that does the polka.
My meth smoking agent comes up with better ideas
than that.
Besides I could not work with Mixed he is such a power freak,
he would steal my thunder.I can’t allow that to happen.
Jan Miraglio said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Must posses them….the socks? or did you mean the legs?
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:32 pm
It’s called charisma baby!
You either gots it or you don’t.
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Mixed and Michele–You guys could be the next Burns and Allen :)
Jan–I have to choose?
Marlee–Great minds think alike!
The Foo–Are you saying it would not play well in Peoria? :)
Ms. Demmie–Be my guest :)
StarChild–Maybe you better lie down LOL
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:37 pm
I think i’ve made my point.
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Fab i’m not looking to be a star.
Hell! I’m already a legend in my own mind.
El Patro said:
on November 29, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Dude, what’s up with thoe reindeer antlers he was wearing?
Janet said:
on November 29, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Ok, you’ve offically lost it now.
snavy said:
on November 29, 2006 at 6:35 pm
So … I’m in the middle of making dinner and I just started laughing. My kids wanted to know what was so funny. I told them bananas — they looked at me like I was weird or something.
Stu Mark said:
on November 29, 2006 at 6:46 pm
Sincerely: Way to keep fighting the good fight against homophobia.
javajabber said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Snort, dribble, choke on own spit, wipe tears from eyes, fart while laughing.
Question?
What can JavaJabber do while watching Mr. Fab’s banana video?
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Say g’night gracie.
Sonja said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Well, I NEVER!!!! OK, yes, I have, many times. I think you need just a little more practice. I have never broken one in half like that.
You are not going to believe what my verification word was this time:
“nekkid”!
Did you somehoy arrange this by the magic of website mechanics?
Shelli said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:21 pm
That’s me, the charming one.
Hey, I have Styx Greatest Hits. I saw them in concert a few years ago with The Bitch and her daughter and my daughter. They were awesome! Very good entertainers. I like concerts where the artists don’t just stand up there and sing. They involve the audience.
Crunchy Robin said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:22 pm
I definitely applaud the braveness and um…well, the antlers are the perfect touch and the yogurt was totally unexpected.
But it made my crohn’s hurt.
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:25 pm
That’s right Mixed, go to sleep ,go to sleep
go to sleep little mixed.I’m ready for my close up
Mr Fabio.
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Crunchy Robin–Sorry about the Crohn’s. I thought laughter was the best medicine! :)
Shelli–How did they involve you? Did you sell T-shirts for them? LOL
Sonja–I am sworn to secrecy :)
Mixed–Goodnight Gracie!
JavaJabber–Wow, that is quite a laundry list!
Stu–Hey, I am always fighting that damn fight, seriously.
Janet–So can I be committed now? Please?
Snavy–Well, they ARE the most whimsical of the fruit family!
El patro–They complete me :)
Michele–The one on your head? :)
bluepaintred said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:35 pm
whoahhhhh Mixed nut is a GUY? Man, i fell out of the loop SOMEWHERE
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Mixed you don’t have to pick up your toys
and go home.You don’t have to be a star to be
in my show.
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:50 pm
I think a flock of Burns & Allen just flew over Michele’s head.
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Mixed what the hell does that mean,
you looking for trouble well you’ve found it.
Fab i want a new leading man
i will not, and cannot put up with
this narcissistic personality.
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:03 pm
Diva!
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Sorry Fab.
It’s Michele’s fault!
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Oh now it’s my fault when you don’t know
how to exit the stage.Leav’em laughing
not wondering.
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Diva? in the words of Diana Ross
Reach out and touch somebody’s
hand make this world a better place
if you can.
Kim said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Okay, that was too funny and you are weird man!!!! Now everytime I eat a banana I am going to picture you in that stupid reindeer hat, licking that banana, ughhhh.
Follow that with the feud between Mixed and Michele would keep anyone coming back for more:o) It makes my blog boring
curtcon said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Jebus..A Red Sox fan, a Robert Earl Keen fan AND you apparently love bananas…
I am elated and repulsed at the same time!
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Hi Blue,
‘Scuse me while I whip this out!
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Mixed ,Devo ? whip it good
what? are you hoping that will
become a musical?
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:02 pm
Hey,
When somethin’s going wrong……
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:09 pm
Mixed what the hell are you talking about?
I’ve got this role,go back to acting school
I was schooled by the best Marlon Brando
STELLA STELLA!
mixednut said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:15 pm
…..you must whip it!!
Lori said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:24 pm
I have been busy all day and just now found a minute to see the video and let me tell you it was well worth the wait. Banana’s are yummie now if you will excuse me I have the sudden urge to go and well let just say go and eat a banana.
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:25 pm
Hmmh,my leading man is coming apart at the seams.
Just what i wanted to happen,my own little
Alfred Hitchcock series
Jolie said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Ummmm, can I hire you to take my place when I have to “eat” a banana?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA…that was special!
Mimi said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Oh shit Mr Fab! That was so damn funny! Wrong, but funny! And your a STAR!!!!
Michele said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:49 pm
Feel like singing) Shareef don’t like it
Rocking the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Fab I guess you can dance to that
Hilly said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:51 pm
So glad my internet came back on today so I did not miss this…..I just almost fell off of my chair.
Again, you get my “>banana sucking picture as a reward!
Mrs. Nobody said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:53 pm
OMFG - you have got to be kidding me! I don’t know that if I had saw this before we met if I would have been able to look at you without dying laughing.
Mrs. Fab - how did you not laugh?
Hilly said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Gah….here is that link.
And can I just say WOW again?
Nobody said:
on November 29, 2006 at 10:57 pm
Are you SURE you’re not gay?
And why didn’t you eat any bananas when we were in Vegas?
Shelli said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:23 pm
No, I mean that they don’t just sing to you, they entertain you. Oh forget it. You’re hopeless.
Tug said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:27 pm
Nobody wants to WATCH??? ewwwww…….I think…….and what is this - 148 comments? I bow to you…NO KNEE PADS, JUST THE BOW.
marty said:
on November 29, 2006 at 11:52 pm
Did you sign a release? Maybe you too can sue the creators of the Borat movie?
Lee said:
on November 30, 2006 at 12:01 am
Here in australia bananas are too expensive right now thanks to last seasons cyclone so i suppose you can call this video priceless??
Lynda said:
on November 30, 2006 at 12:53 am
Fab, I thought you were the leading man.
And Mrs. Nobody has a point. How come Mrs. Fab never comments?
Shaymus O'flatulence said:
on November 30, 2006 at 1:55 am
Hey great job….can I make a suggestion for Fruit Eating 2 ….what about a peeled Cucumber dipped in melted Chocolate….. :0
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 30, 2006 at 6:21 am
Shaymus–I thought YOU were going to do that one…
Lynda–That is not what she said. Are you putting words in her mouth? Stop being like Sandra Crosson! LOL
Marty–Ooh, I would like to get on that gravy train!
Tug–Well, Nobody has some issues…we’re working with him…
Lee–Really? What, like 10 dollars a banana?
Shelli–So..you were a roadie for them?
Nobody–You didn’t ask :)
Mrs. Nobody–She WAS laughing but she was stifling it as best she could…
Hilly-Hmm..the link didn’t work for me, but I remember the picture!
Mimi–LOL Glad you enjoyed it!
Jolie–So…I would kind of be like your stunt double?
Curtcon–Well, we aim to please! Thanks for popping in!
Lori–Are you sure you know how? ;)
Kim–The word you are looking for is not “boring” it is “sane”. There is no shame in that!
Mixed and Michele–Maybe you are the same person…
Hayley said:
on November 30, 2006 at 6:47 am
J. said:
on November 30, 2006 at 10:48 am
I’m going to have nightmares now.
Thanks.
Michele said:
on November 30, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I may be mixed up at times but
i’m not mixed.Last time i checked
i don’t have a penis.
CanadianSwiss said:
on November 30, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Now I know that you are fabulously out of this world AND that Mrs. Fab is a goddess to let you film something like that and publish it!
I must say it looked pretty nice (for the banana) until you went ALL THE WAY and BROKE IT!
PS: Loved the raindeer hat :-)
Orange-X said:
on November 30, 2006 at 3:06 pm
OMG, Mr. Fab!!! You should consider antoher career. The way you “take” the banana and the vanilla yoghurt…Reminds me of blue movies, but from what I can see YOU are not blue at all! Loved the post and LOL!
BlondeBlogger said:
on November 30, 2006 at 3:09 pm
I can only get three seconds to load. :( Which is just you looking at the camera. Which for some reason still cracks me up. Your very serious expression while holding a banana and wearing reindeer antlers…even for three seconds, is enough to have me ROFLing!
I even went to YouTube and hit refresh there and it only loads the first three seconds. I’m pissed! I want to see the whole thing!!!!
Oh, by the way, my anti-spam word is “nekkid” ROFL!!! Did you make those up?!!
Mr. Fabulous said:
on November 30, 2006 at 3:39 pm
BlondeBlogger–Yep, the words are mine LOL. Hmm..that sucks you can’t get the whole thing :(
Orange-X–Ah, the other half of the glamorous couple weighs in, I love it! Thank you, my friend!
CS–I have brought in the back up banana. I had a spare LOL
J–A few nightmares will toughen you up :)
Hayley–Hey, it’s time the kid was exposed to stuff like that!
Michele–You’ve never had one? :)
Lynda said:
on November 30, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Dang your right. She just made me think that Mrs. Fab never commented.
So, when is Mrs. Fab going to respond?
Lynda said:
on November 30, 2006 at 5:39 pm
And I must say, I really got you mixed up with that name. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Melanie said:
on November 30, 2006 at 10:13 pm
FINALLY! I got home just now and had five minutesto myself to look at the video, and OMFG LMAO!!!!
That is the shit, Mr. Fab.
Lynda said:
on November 30, 2006 at 11:15 pm
My dad enjoyed your video as well.
Kentucky Girl said:
on December 1, 2006 at 1:44 am
Duuuuuuuuude…you totally need help. You’re so wrong and I FREAKIN’ LOVE IT!
marmitetoasty said:
on December 1, 2006 at 3:04 am
Ok, was this video suppose to make one have a sexual twinge? or have I been ‘without’ for way to long? lol - on second thoughts, maybe it was not a twinge but more of a leak from me depends….
x
Mr. Fabulous said:
on December 1, 2006 at 5:43 am
Marmite–It didn’t make you hot? LOL
Kentucky Girl–Help me! Help me!
Lynda–Well then, that is all I can ask for!
Melanie–Thanks, glad you liked it!
Lynda–Yes, yes you did! LOL And Mrs. Fab is like Hayley’s Comet, she comments about once every 76 years…
marmitetoasty said:
on December 1, 2006 at 1:54 pm
No it made me dribble wee LOL
NuggetMaven said:
on December 1, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I admire your confidence:)
Noi said:
on December 1, 2006 at 11:43 pm
OMG!! LOL!
On a serious note, I worry for you:p
MC said:
on December 2, 2006 at 1:20 am
You are in a very special club now Brad.
Long Live the King of Transmundanity… hip hip hooray. Hip Hip Hooray!
Mr. Fabulous said:
on December 2, 2006 at 6:47 am
Noi–Thank you. I am glad someone does!
Marmite–Heck, I’ll take that LOL
Maven–You mean…my insanity? :)
MC–Dude…I am overwhelmed…
Veronika said:
on December 2, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
Gawpo said:
on January 11, 2007 at 6:02 pm
HAAAAAA!!!! Oh crap, that is funny, Fab! I am peeing my pants. Don’t know how I missed this one. Cindra told me about it. My goodness, that is pure genius. You are the wings beneath my wind.